IF DOGS COULD SPEAK.                                  
 'The leg might be broken, but I can still annoy the fluff of you!'

 
 'Mum said all I have to do is give you puppy eyes and you'll feed me.
How'm I doin'...?'  

 
'I don't get it. Where's the milk?!'  

 
 'Think you're good, huh? Just wait till I sneeze.'

'Therrrz no way that was [hiccup!] juzzt milk! [hiccup]!'

 
'If the puppy eyes don't work, use more conventional methods.'

 
 'I...hate....you....'  

 
 'Welllll, I'm a Gemini.....aaaaaannnd I like long walks on the beach. Aaaaannnd I, like, LOVE tennis balls. ha ha ha'

 
'I'm not....[yawn]...tired, ok? I'm...just..... a little...sllleeepy..... .zzzzzzzzzzzzzzz'

 
 'Why are people so unkind?'

 
 'BUT I DON'T WANNA GO...!!!! AAAAaaaaaahahhhahh'  

 
 
 'I'd better be getting paid overtime for this.'

 
 'Ahhh! A mouse!! Quick...on the chair!'

 
'Rrrrr....like a tiger. Rrrrrrr'

 
 'What?! I didn't.....I....I was just thirsty.'

 
 'Go on - tickle me. You know you wanna.'  

 
 
'Hey, did you take my Old Spice??
No, seriously....'  

 
 'Why did I eat so many cookies. Why?!'

 
 'Weeeeeee!!!'  

 

'He he he. I went through your bag, man, and I found this little bag of green stuff. So I totally ate it.
Awesome. He he he.'

 
 ''Sup, Shorty?! You bangin' tonight?'  

 
 'Kid....you're asking the wrong guy.''

 
 'You'd think that looking like a panda I would get a bit more attention around here. Hello....? Pat me please. Hellooooo??'  

 
 'Wasssup!!'  

 
 'Bread. You're seriously giving me bread...?'

 
 
'[sniff sniff]....why don't they want [sniff] to play with me??'

 
 
  'Why get a Tea-cup Chihuahua when .....