1. Dogs don’t notice if you call them by another dog’s name.

2. Dogs like it if you leave a lot of things on the floor.

3. A dog’s parents never visit.

4. Dogs agree that you have to raise your voice to get your point across.

5. You never have to wait for a dog; they’re ready to go 24 hours a day.

6. Dogs find you amusing when you’re drunk.

7. Dogs like to go hunting and fishing.

8. A dog will not wake you up at night to ask, ‘If I died, would you get another
dog?’

9. If a dog has babies, you can put an ad in the paper and give them away

10. A dog will let you put a studded collar on it without calling you a pervert.

11. If a dog smells another dog on you, they don’t get mad. They just think it’s
interesting.

12. Dogs like to ride in the back of a pickup truck.

And last, but not least:

13. If a dog leaves, it won’t take half of your stuff.

Do you have anything to add or object ????